I know I said this wasn’t going to be an American Idol-focused blog but some new information has come to my attention.
You probably know that the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are traditionally named Pestilence, War, Famine and Death. But what you may not know is that riding behind them, on a decidedly sickly mule, is the fifth horsemen known only as Sanjaya. After much research, I have found that the reason this horseman rides behind the others is that he is weighed down by the rather hefty horseshoe sticking out of his bottom.
This can be the only explanation of why Sanjaya, He of the Feminine Mane, has managed to survive yet another week of elimination on American Idol and is a sure sign that the end of the world is near. Hold your loved ones close for He still lurks out there…
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